Color 1 - #3D7BC3, my blue desaturated text color - Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me or leave hair everywhere and i dreamt about fish yum!. Cats woo. Pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again yet pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box. Slap kitten brother with paw sitting in a box this human feeds me, i should be a god. Don't nosh on the birds if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish yet it's 3am, time to create some chaos yet i vomit in the bed in the middle of the night but kick up litter and skid on floor, crash into wall .

Color 2 - #7A9C6C, my green desaturated text color - Poop on the floor, break a planter, sprint, eat own hair, vomit hair, hiss, chirp at birds, eat a squirrel, hide from fireworks, lick toe beans, attack christmas tree lick master's hand at first then bite because im moody. Munch on tasty moths.

Color 3 - #8FBFDC, my very light blue text color - Check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in shove bum in owner's face like camera lens sniff catnip and act crazy or ooooh feather moving feather! and shove bum in owner's face like camera lens. Kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn't see that no you didn't definitely didn't lick, lick, lick, and preen away the embarrassment.

Color 4 - #cc6e54, my Light Orange text color - Massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet enslave the hooman murf pratt ungow ungow furball roll roll roll.

Color 5 - #d00000, bright red for emphasis - oh never mind i forgot i don't like coffee - you can have that back now cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip fart in owners food . Fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy). Really likes hummus rub against owner because nose is wet, spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt,

Color 6 - #6BCB77, a fresh green shade - More napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting. Vommit food and eat it again more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting and bite plants and lick yarn hanging out of own butt i is playing on your console hooman or poop in the plant pot. Bring your owner a dead bird bury the poop bury it deep destroy couch.

Color 7 - #4D96FF, medium blue - Chew iPad power cord if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish for miaow then turn around and show you my bum. My slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor cats making all the muffins, disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet yet ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside yet if it fits i sits.

Color 8 - #FFD93D, yellow/gold highlight - Warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch car rides are evil gnaw the corn cob make muffins, stare at ceiling light plop down in the middle where everybody walks.

Color 9 - #C084FC, lavender-purple accent - Wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again found somthing move i bite it tail spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum.